Tim Kochenderfer

 

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"I can't guarantee the girls are going to like you.  First of all, you have a real attitude problem and I don't think they're going to like that you kill people's brothers"  - Kochenderfer's Frankenstein

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Kochenderfer Kollege
Back in my college days I had a column in the University Newspaper. It was, to my recollection, the only piece of real, reliable journalism in the western hemisphere at that time. The complete archives are below.


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Be Nice To Those Wanting Night Caps This Holiday

Cureless Epidemic Spreading Across Campus

Millenium Makes Resolutions Hard To Come By

Greek System About To Face Some New Competition

Walking Streets Without Pants Brings Great Ideas

Who Wants To Marry An SN Columnist?

Lack Of Familial Interaction Causes Violence

Follow These Simple Steps To Riot Prevention

WHASSUP, Loser Graduates! Here's How To Create Success

Hey Kids, Don't Try Anything When I'm Gone

You're To Blame For Loss Of Championship Game